Oh mai... This is new...

"You alright big guy?" Jonah asked him.

(Guys, remember when I told you that nothing can beat Pit's battle cries from Kid Icarus: Uprising? I lied. Big time. He has this friggin' victory song... XDDDD)

(What?! HE HAS A VICTORY SONG?!?!

Zero: Gay!)

(Yes he does! In the beginning of Chapter 13, give or take. He's kind of a bad singer, but it's hilarious. XD 

Roy: ...You 'ave to be keedeeng me. 

I am not! And you should be unconscious!)

(It's Pit so I'm not surprised...

How you doing Blueh? ouo)

(I know. The writing in that game is bloody golden, that's for sure. 

And I'm doing okay. How about you?)

(I'm alright, dicking around as usual waiting on a dryer so I can dry my laundry that I started about an hour ago. Dorm laundry rooms fill up pretty fast when 500 Airmen try doing their laundry all at the same time.)

(I can only imagine. ^^" )

(Yep... *flops to face*)

(^^" 

...*absentmindedly pushes Roxy to Jonah* eue 

Roxy: o//n//o")

Jonah: o////o Um...hey ^////^ )

(Roxy: Hi.... ^///^" 

Guys, you have to stop being two awkward kind of sort of together but not. Seriously. XD)

YEAH! *is really confused now*

Jonah: What the hell? That made absolutely no sense Blueh?!

SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO MAKE SENSE!

Jonah: *sighs and just holds Roxy* .////. You mother fuckers are crazy...

You're just now figuring this out?

Jonah: -_-" )

(I know. c: 

Roy: I've figured zat out a long time ago, Zhonah. 

Aren't you supposed to be, y'know, kind of almost dead?! 

Roy: ...I came 'ere to 'ave a good time, and I'm 'onestly feeleeng so attacked right now. 

....Did you just....? 

Roy: You 'eard me. 

*facedesks* 

Roxy: U-um... .////." )

(Ba dum tss!

Jonah: Wow...just wow Roy... *still clinging to Roxy*

Damn he's much more clingy than I thought he'd be...

Jonah: .////. Well...uh...you know...)

(Roy: Whaht? 

Don't even get me started on that meme... And the fact that 4chan is attacking Tumblr... However, the Homestuck fandom is not affected. It's a long ass story I don't even really know about. 

Roxy: Y-you're kind of hurting me.... e////e" )

Jonah: *loosens up a little* ^////^ Sorry...

DAW!

Jonah: What?

Lotta 'whats' going around here...

Jonah: What'd you expect when everyone's confused.

I dunno XD

Blueh, have you heard the song "Rap God" by Eminem?)

(Awww... <3 

Roxy: I-it's okay.... .///." *rubs at her arms a little* 

She's kind of delicate now, but once she's fully recovered, she'll be okay. XD 

Roxy: o////o" 

And I can't say I have. I don't really listen to him.)

Okay well the third verse is said at like light speed...like he's rapping ridiculously fast and the weird part YOU CAN UNDERSTAND EVERY WORD HE SAYS!

That and for some weird reason I imagined EJ singing that song...Rachel would be proud...and lost.

Zero: The only person that can rap that fast is Eminem...and maybe Serj Tankian...

We don't talk about him.

Zero: YES YOU DO! DON'T BULL SHIT YOURSELF PLUTO!

o/////o )

(Oh my God.... What. XD 

Rachel: ....? 

I think everyone would be ridiculously lost. Like I am now with rappers. o7o")

But it would be fucking glorious! *dresses EJ up as Eminem* NOW SHOW YOUR STUFF LITTLE KITTEH!

Zero: Um...no *quickly turns him back to normal* Just no...

C'MON ZERO! HE NEEDS A LITTLE BIT MORE BADASSERY IN HIM!

Zero: The boy can sing people to sleep, and kill fully armed and armored cyborg by simply touching them. Having him rap would just be overkill...

*snaps fingers* Shit...

Serj Tankian is a singer for System of a Down though so I don't think he counts really...)

(Yeah..... I think the rapping would be a bit overkill.... 

Rachel: ...

Sorry she's a bit out there.... You know she didn't take the news well about Roy.

Oh, okay, I see. I don't really know that band, though.... ^^" )

(Ah! That makes sense.

You should totally watch the vid I posted...)

(THAT SUBTLE ATTACK ON TITAN REFERENCE THO. XD)