Oh mai... This is new...

(What is this, friggin' Homestuck? XD)

(Friend: I don't know what that is, but whatever...*looks at Richard* e3e You shall be my first victim.)

(You don't want to get me started about the shipping in Homestuck... there are four different kinds of love, and you can ship five people together and it still makes sense. :p And that's why the shipping is so weird in it, if anyone was curious.

Richard: Pardon?

Oh my God....

Anna: Excuse me?

Twins: Um....wat. ono" )

(HEY FRIEND. YOU BETTER SHOW ME YOUR FANFICS. OR ELSE. XDDDDD

Sasha: *huffs* How do you know about my octagon?)

(I don't think anyone on here not knows about it, Sasha. :p)

(Friend: Sil read the story to Duel and I overheard it. Ok Richard you shall be....with....Duel!

Duel: o_O

Friend: Anna you shall be with....EJ and Rachel shall be with Greyson and Roy will be with...um Phillip. Shilloh shall be with Aaron.)

(EJ: *mind breaks* *falls over*

Nooooo Elliot! D8 Answer me! *shakes him*

EJ: *braindead*

Sasha: Hey, at least my ships all made sense! D8< You are a terrible shipper!

Hey, no insulting your fans!)

(Shit! No! D8

Roy: Okay, I might be bi, buht whaht ze fuck!?

Phillip: eme?

Rachel: Um.....

Anna: I'm married!

Richard: *slowly shifts away from Duel* eme)

(ermagawd forum staaaaahp glitching!!!!)

(My friend wants to know which Shonnie fanfic you want to read...she's made 31 of them XD also she somehow makes her ships make sense...in her own weird way....rp as well Blueh? *might make Pippa's ex show up*)

(Holy shit.... 31 of them.... Jesus..... XD

But sure, I guess. ouo Who? And what should we do?)

(*trying to remember what I posted last*)

(I dunno, maybe show me your three favorites or something... o.o' That's a lot.

Shay: *spontaneously bursts into flames*

NO! D8

Shay: *throws poison at Chirp*

*dies*

Sasha: DAMMIT! oAo Now I have to revive her! *goes in for kiss of life*

Chase: Hey, no! She wouldn't want you doing that!

Sasha: I'm doing it anyway! *leans in*

*suddenly wakes up* RAAAAPE!

Sasha: See, I didn't even need to kiss her to revive her.

Chase: *facepalm*

*gets up and runs away* BLUEH HOLD MEEEE! *leaps into Blueh's arms and clings* ;A; Sasha was gonna get me... and it's Shay's fault...)

(I'm going to make adorable things happen with Roy when the fight is over e3e maybe some Nalt and perhaps Jayre. Jinx would most likely be fighting.)

(For Pluto: Jonah was running around carrying EJ because a bunch of other cyborgs want to kidnap him. XD He was running back to the workshop to get his katana with EJ still slung over his shoulder like a sack of terrified potatoes.)

(*nearly flops over* oAo Are you okay!? *cuddles*

Roy and Phillip: *are staring at one another from across the room* eme"

Welp, they're never going to talk to one another again. Ever.

Tina: *stares at Rachel* ono

Rachel: T-Tina, eet's fine! ono" Eet's zhust crack sheepeeng....

Very crack shipping, you mean. :p

Richard: eme

I think we broke him... like, a lot.... XD)

(ARANLYN! o7o <3 And okay!

Yvette: Please be careful out there, Jinx!

*slowly pushes her closer to Jinx* eue )

(Jinx: I will >///o

Aaralyn: <3 *huggles Roy*)

(Yvette: Thank you.

Psh, she has to patch him up after. No exceptions. <3

Roy: ?)

Silcat wrote:

Amigo nodded, he made his expression a little more readable, he looked a bit nervous and kind of concerned.

(*totally didn't miss this* o7o')

Celeste sheepishly smiled, then signed, 'Thank you.' She had no idea what else to say, aside from thanking him for thinking so highly of her. She was all pink and blushy still, wondering if he was going to ask her to date him, and how she should respond... She should probably ask Laura's permission, because she was still pretty young yet. Laura told her that once she was sixteen she could date freely, but she was only fourteen, two years away from that. So she needed permission.

Ronnie gave a small smile back. "I guess I'll stop stalling you, bye." Ronnie said and left. He knew he would most likely have to talk to Larua.

Chirpingsong wrote:

(For Pluto: Jonah was running around carrying EJ because a bunch of other cyborgs want to kidnap him. XD He was running back to the workshop to get his katana with EJ still slung over his shoulder like a sack of terrified potatoes.)

Jonah slipped inside as an RPG shell exploded not twenty feet from him and EJ. Shrapnel bounced off of the lupine's back, causing him to grimace a little bit. He quickly swiped up Storm's core and his katana before doubling back towards the infirmary...and he would've made it had it not been for the RPGs. A second one exploded three feet from him, sending him and EJ sprawling to the ground with ringing ears and a minor case of shellshock.

"EJ..." Jonah muttered coughing trying to get up, "You okay kid?"

(Rachel, honey... there will be lots of cuddling tonight. EJ is gonna be so traumatized after all this. ^^')

Unlike Jonah, EJ was not made out of metal. The shrapnel from the explosions cut him up, and the force from being thrown to the ground was enough to stun him, not to mention the ringing in his ears from the shellshock. He lay dazedly on the ground, his eyes unfocused as he coughed... Jonah's voice sounded far away, or separated by a barrier of water... all muffled and distant. The stinging of his injuries from the shrapnel were enough to keep him from slipping too far into a daze, and he started to try to get up as well, "I-I think-- aack!"

One of the Sect cyborgs had stalked up to the two while they were down, emerging from the cloud of dust sent up from the explosion and grabbing the little cat, making him squeal. A suppression band was clapped around his neck like a collar, which also served as a good handle for the cyborg to drag him around by. EJ struggled, but the struggle was pointless, so he did the natural thing and started crying for help, "J-Jonah!"

"This isn't so hard..." the cyborg huffed, looking down at Jonah and arming his gun again, "You really are incompetent if you can't manage to bring this child back to base." 

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Meanwhile, Marie was still running around after Roy, hoping Rachel was alright as she teleported around in search of young Elliot. Silently, she prayed, Don't let them take him! If for any personal reason to me, because it would absolutely break the Brodeurs!

(Rachel: *practically clings to EJ* omo

Oh don't worry. She won't let him go. XD)

Roy really wasn't paying much attention to Marie-- she was lagging behind him with his much longer legs, but that wasn't the only reason. He could hear the gunfire outside, as well as the sounds of staggered explosions. The sounds echoed around the hallway, and were loud enough for Roy to wince with his sensitive ears. He glanced back to Marie, now noticing her, "Marie, I don't normally tell you zis, buht please go back eento ze infirmary!" He knew the mouse didn't exactly know how to fight, and he didn't want a healer to get injured if more were going to be.

Meanwhile, Rachel was downright panicking. She checked one end of the Safekeep, and came up empty. That was then she started to hear the explosions, and got even more terrified, "Ezhay!" She teleported as fast as she could, while being mindful of her surroundings. She suddenly stoped when she heard EJ crying for Jonah-- she was frozen in fear for a second, before forcing her legs to move. As much as she didn't have a weapon on her, it didn't mean she would go down without a fight.