Oh mai... This is new...

(P!EJ: *lights a cigarette*

D!EJ: *horrified gasp* OAO!

P!EJ: ... We go through a lot, kid. But I'm quitting! I swear I am!

He is. And he's gonna develop a habit of having lollipops instead. Because lollipops are the sexiest candy.

Both EJs: o_o" ....

XDDDDDDD *bricked*)

(Well, that's new.... ouo"

D!Roy: Chirp, seriously?

D!Rachel: ;A;?

Hey, Chirp said he's quitting-- he might still smoke here and there, though. The lollipop thing is gold, though. XD

D!Roy: I blame Lance.

Lance probably isn't even in Pantheon!

D!Roy: ...Case een point.)

(He developed the habit after deciding not to be a drunk. ^^' It was one of his coping mechanisms after the airship went down. He lives with guilt, nightmares, and physical pain about it. But he is quitting; he decided to quit by the time he and Rachel have their wedding, and he does.

Just imagine sexy engineer EJ with a lollipop. YES.

EJ: ./////."

He is so broken but that idea is seriously gold. XD)

(Flare: Finally my cousin isn't a baby anymore e3e

XDDDD)

(Well, I don't blame P!EJ about it. I really don't. And I think smoking is better than drinking... But I'm not saying smoking is healthy, either.

Does the physical soreness let up soon? Or is it permanent?

Oh my God.... XDDD

Rachel: O///O *overheats again and submerges her face in cold water*

XDDDD)

(Over time, he gets better, but he occasionally has some sore days here and there.

Oh gawd, Rachel! XDDDD

EJ: o//m//o")

(Ah, I see. *pats P!EJ's head*

Rachel: *pulls her head up* *gasps* I'm okay... o///o"

Sure you are.... XP And now I imagine P!EJ having a little cup or something of lollipops on his desk... XDDD)

(Haha, I imagine Tina and Jayden would be all: "So you have a sweet tooth now...?" And he'd say he was officially done with cigarettes and they'd be thrilled. Besides, junk food isn't necessarily too bad for someone who needs to put on a few pounds, so they wouldn't have to worry about the sugar making him gain weight. XD 

*totally maybe not gonna put some kissing in the Relliot part of the book* e3e ... Your woman loves you.

EJ: o//~//o" .... I know...

KISSY KISSY.)

(Beautiful. XP ...*turns to P!Roy*

P!Roy: Don't you fucking start. -_-

o3o"

eue.... Kissy kissy.

Rachel: O////O *sticks her head in the ice water again*

XDDDD)

(P!Laura: o//u//o" ....

Oh gawd, poor Rachel! XDDDD

INTENSE MAKEOUT SESSION NOW!

EJ: Wh-what?! o//A//o?!

I'm just messing with you. XD)

(I also imagine that the cigarette smoke probably bothers Rachel a lot... ouo'

P!Roy: o///o"

*pokes P!Roy* I think he's thinner than D!Roy... Not by much, but he still might be.

D!Roy: Can we please stop talkeeng about zat? eme

XDDD Gawd... Rachel's ready to die...

Rachel: *pulls her head up again, gasping for air* *coughs* o///o")

(*still waits for an rp post* ouo''')

(It does, but she doesn't say anything because she knows very well that he's trying to quit, and why he started in the first place. She just hates seeing him suffer. </3

Poor Rachel... But this is so funny... XDDDD

EJ: >//~//<" ...)

(Sorry, Sil. o7o" Super distracted with the book.)

(Yep. </3 *flops* And there go my feels.... ;A;

I know.... XDDD

Rachel: *pushes her wet hair out of her face* o///o"...

XP

Now I have another little scene in my head... That something happens, something goes wrong, and suddenly, D!Roy and P!Roy are eye to eye in canon. I dunno which one would freak out first. XD)

(EJ: *coughs awkwardly* o//m//o" Are you okay now, Rachel?

Oh gawd... that would be... just... wat... *mind blown*)

(Rachel: Y-yes... o///o"

It's like when everyone switched sexes. Except a lot more messed up. XD

D!Roy and P!Roy: *awkwardly look at one another* ...

Or, D!Roy asks P!Roy how he proposed to P!Laura for tips. XP)

(EJ: *sighs a little* Good...

He gets so nervous, so easily... *shakes head and laughs*

Hahaha! XD The thing about getting tips would be adorable, though...)

(Rachel: o///o"

Yep... XDDDD

I know. ouo And then we get to see how much P!Roy fucked up. XP

....I just realized. P!Roy is older than D!Chase.)

(EJ: *hesitantly gives her a hug*

Aww, give him some credit! XD Laura said yes, didn't she?

And yes, yes he is. XD)

(Rachel: *clings to EJ* Please don't smoke... ;A;

I'm allowed to make fun of him, aren't I? XD

P!Roy: I can hear you. -////-"

*shoves him back to Pantheon* Now you can't!

That's what I thought. XP Just imagine D!Chase meeting P!Roy. XD)

(Lance: *is about to lite up a cigarette* *hesitates* *sighs and tosses it aside* Hey P!EJ, you got any lollipops left?

Oh god damn it guys now you've got him doing it.

Lance: This is coming from the guy who chews the end of his DS stylus during GI party...and holds the damned thing like a cigarette.

And yet I have never smoked before.

Lance: I blame your mom your biological father and your grandparents...

We don't talk about my bio-dad remember Lance? *slight tick mark on my forehead*

Lance: Right ^^" *raises hands defensively* )

(EJ: I won't... ;~; ...

Go, Pantheon Roy! XD Your wife is going to seduce you in Chapter Five!

Gosh... Chase is still taller, though. And heavier. So he's got that. XD)

(I think that's a good thing, Lance... ouo" Unless suddenly it's Under the Dome and you're trapped under a giant fishbowl with an atmosphere like the surface of Venus.

Tina: ...ಠ_ಠ

I know. *pets her head* I know.

Rachel: Zank you... ;A;

Yaaaaaay! Seducing! XD

P!Roy: o///o"

Yeah, he does.... But can you imagine how awkward it would be? XD)

(Lance: Yeah...don't smoke kid... *is desperately looking for something to replace the habit with*

He's already going through remission.

Lance: Yeah...I used to go through almost a pack a day...I think it's time to stop. ^^"

I'm going to have Lance quit probably sometime after Evey gets preggers again)