Oh mai... This is new...

(I can make that happen just give me a sec...*gets Aaron, puts him near Roy in the river and rips off part of his shirt just to show his chest* Now sing for me damn it!)

(Aaron: ...I don't shing. ene

Roy: WHAHT ZE FUCK EES GOEENG ON???????? *covers himself* o//n//o" 

XD...)

(Sing for me or I'll freeze you in the river! If need be I'll even change your outfits! >8[ )

(Aaron: ...No. e~e *moves to leave the river* Why ish the water sho cold???? 

Roy: e~e" *flies out* Fuck zis sheet.)

(You do realize that you still only have one wing Roy? You cannot fly ewe and Aaron here you go *freezes Aaron to the river where he can't move anymore* Come on Roy just sing, I'll give you the lyrics if you want...)

(Aw shit, I forgot... ouo" 

Roy: WHAHT?! *falls back into the water, drenched* OMO?????? 

Aaron: *is frozen in place* 

Roy: I-I'm not singeeng! *wades through the water, shivering* L-let me out!)

(Not until you sing! Blueh help me out!)

(ouo" I see him more as a very skinny Baker, so... 

Roy: ZANK YOU. 

But if Laura is your wife, she dies. o7o' And leaves you alone with a baby Jacques. 

Roy: ...WHAHT?! 

o3o" You wanna sing now? 

Roy: ...e~e")

(e3e)

(Roy: ...Geeve me ze damn script. 

See! There you go. ouo)

(Why can I imagine Matthew as Mr. Wolf while Minene is Red Riding Hood XD

Here you go Roy 070

CINDERELLA'S PRINCE]
Did I abuse her
Or show her disdain?
Why does she run from me?
If I should lose her,
How shall I regain
The heart she has won from me?

Agony!
Beyond power of speech,
When the one thing you want
Is the only thing out of your reach.

[RAPUNZEL'S PRINCE]
High in her tower,
She sits by the hour,
Maintaining her hair.
Blithe and becoming and frequently humming
A lighthearted air:
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-

Agony!
Far more painful than yours,
When you know she would go with you
If there only were doors.

[BOTH]
Agony!
Oh, the torture they teach!

[RAPUNZEL'S PRINCE]
What's as intriguing-

[CINDERELLA'S PRINCE]
Or half so fatiguing-

[BOTH]
As what's out of reach?

[CINDERELLA'S PRINCE]
Am I not sensitive,
Clever,
Well-mannered,
Considerate,
Passionate,
Charming,
As kind as I'm handsome
And heir to a throne?

[RAPUNZEL'S PRINCE]
You are everything maidens could wish for!

[CINDERELLA'S PRINCE]
Then why no-?

[RAPUNZEL'S PRINCE]
Do I know?

[CINDERELLA'S PRINCE]
The girl must be mad!

[RAPUNZEL'S PRINCE]
You know nothing of madness
Till you're climbing her hair
And you see her up there
AS you're nearing her,
All the while hearing her:
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-

[BOTH]
Agony!

[CINDERELLA'S PRINCE]
Misery!

[RAPUNZEL'S PRINCE]
Woe!

[BOTH]
Though it's different for each.

[CINDERELLA'S PRINCE]
Always ten steps behind-

[RAPUNZEL'S PRINCE]
Always ten feet below-

[BOTH]
And she's just out of reach.
Agony
That can cut like a knife!

I must have her to wife.)

(Matthew is SO the Wolf. He's 50 million times creepier in the real version than the Jr. version I did in grade school. o7o" 

Roy: ...Who ze fuck wrote zis???? 

SHUSH. FUCKING SING DAMMIT 

Roy: >A>"... *sings* Did I abuse her, or show her disdain? Why does she run from me...? If I should lose her, how shall I regain, the heart she has won from me? Agony! Beyond power of speech! When the one thing you want... is the only thing out of your reach! 


e3e Good. 


Roy: >A>' Now let me ze fuck out of 'ere!)

(o7o" ...... Why are they in a river with torn shirts?)

(Sing the rest of it! XD

Let's see I feel like Minene is Red Riding Hood and Nhean is Jack. Who would be the princes and their wives?

Nhean: There are giants in the sky! 070! *runs around, but bumps into Minene*

Minene: IF YOU TRY TO STEAL MY COAT I'LL SHANK YOU! *pulls out her knife* >8[

Nhean: xnx'''''')

(Roy: No. ene 

Oh my God... If Roy is the Baker, then he would steal Minene's red coat... And make her scream. o7o" 

Who would be her grandmother?)

(I can totally see that XD Um maybe Lilac would be her grandmother and Nhean's actual mom would be Jack's mom because they both die ^^'

Roy: *steals the coat* 

Minene: *screams extremely loudly*

Roy: *comes back and puts her coat back on her* Sorry xnx'

Minene: >8[ *stomps on Roy's foot and then leaves*

Roy: xmx''''')

(o~o" ..... I am so confused. XD)

(I went to go and see Into the Woods and Blueh and I are talking about it ^^')

(Sorry Chirpy. ^^' It's Into the Woods stuff. I recommend it so much. ouo" 

Well, there you go. o7o" 

Roy: o_o")

(Who would be Cinderella and Rapunzel?)

(I'm not really sure... If Roy would be the Baker, Rachel would be Rapunzel... but If Julianne is the Witch, Fem!EJ would probably be better. o3o")

(Yeah Rachel I think would fit better ^^' Plus that means EJ gets to sing and rip of a part of his shirt...and he's not the prick prince e3e)

(Ah. Excellent, then. Who gets to shank the Baker's Wife? o7o?

Roy: 'Old up, whaht!? ene????

Yeah. o3o" They just start making out and shit, a giant comes, and she dies by falling off a cliff. ouo")

(Now I just randomly imagine Matthew singing "Hello Little Girl" XD)

(Oh my God Matthew goddammit... XD)