Oh mai... This is new...

(So much for justice incarnate. Besides Blueh, Roy wasn't brought to this world by forces beyond our comprehension...unless we can't comprehend how hard, or how many times Richard... *shot*

Zero: That'll do, Pluto...that'll do... >_>"

But yeah I had to cycle oil from a Diesel generator today, and the oil sump is on the underside of the engine. And right up under there there's a plug that you have to unscrew to drain the sump out. I was half expecting it but as soon as I broke the seal the oil went sploosh all over my hand...and then dripped onto my head. My co-workers were like "Yeah that's supposed to happen." Either way, I got dirty today and I'm damned proud of it! Woot!)

(Richard: *does a spit take and chokes on water* o//n//o"

....Maybe that's not as awesome as literally being created with two souls to balance each other out, but it's close enough. XD

Good job Pluto. XD)

(Poor Richard... XDDD

Chase: *has a heart attack*

Sasha: DAMMIT, STOP TALKING ABOUT SEX AROUND HIM! *does CPR*

o7o" ... I'm glad you had a good, albeit messy day at work today, Pluto. Now then, I must go revive Chase... *grabs EJ and runs over*

EJ: NO NO NO NO NO NO! QAQ!)

(Sorry Chase.... o7o"

Kind of adding gas to a flame, but I just think about Nani's parents, and how much they probably had to try because they had a hard time concieving... o3o"

Aaron: ...*bad pokerface*

Yeah. o3o")

Pour EJ XD HE IS THE AED!!!! *pulls out a sheet of paper* Oh and look at that, I have to preform an inspection on him today...to see if he's functioning correctly.

Lance: What the hell?! EJ's not a piece of AGE Pluto...

B-but Lance...he has a 244 on file...

Lance: That's a napkin you scribbled on from lunch with Sergeant Hay...

Damn it *snaps fingers* foiled again.)

(Rachel: Um?!?!? *looks at Pluto* ene?!

o3o"... We'll just call him the portable revival machine, okay? XD)

Which is what an AED is...)

(o3o"...)

(CLEAR!!!! XDDDDD)

(CHASE ARE YOU OKAY?! XD)

(*le waits* ouo)

(*uses EJ like a club and smacks Chase with him* ZAP!

EJ: >A<! *cue distressed electrical discharge*

Chase: *gasps and sits up* OmO?!

He's alive! o7o!

EJ: *sits on the floor* I feel violated... *hears the thing about an inspection* I-inspection...? Q~Q?

That sounds so wrong on so many levels, just so you know, Pluto. XD An inspection to see if he functions properly... That sounds just soooooo wrong... XDDDD

And yeah, heh... Nani's parents... o7o"

Nani: o.o? *blank look* What about them?

Gabe: Nothing... *cough*)

(*watches the trailer for Five Nights at Freddy's 2* Hahahahahaha FUCKING NOPE. *hides* omo

Yay! o7o! Chase is alive!

Rachel: QmQ?! *holds EJ* </3....

e3e... *pokes Gabe*

Aaron: *bad pokerface*)

(Pippa: omo''''')

(XDDDDDD Maintainer humor is fun... *ruffles EJ's fur* Don't worry I won't do anything like to you bud.

Zero: That's not helping your case...)

(EJ: *leans on Rachel, but then stiffens again* O~O .... *runs away from Pluto* FLAAAAARE?! 

Now you've got him running to his cousin... XD

Gabe: >m>" .... *pulls Blueh away from the scary trailer* How about no?

Nani: o3o ....?)

(Rachel: omo?!?!?

What? o3o? We kind of all know it, Gabe.

Aaron: *pulls Nani away*)

Shit now he's scared of me... *facedesks*

Okay are we gonna RP?)

(I'm working on my costume right now, so I'll be poofy. o3o')

(Ah.)

(Flare: What is it?)

(I just finished an essay. o3o Yaaaaay...

EJ: I don't even know, but I'm scared. OmO! *clings to Flare*

Pfft-! XD

Nani: o3o? *is hauled away by Aaron, still clueless*)

(I'm working on my costume. o3o'

Aaron: *still bad pokerface*

o3o'...)

(Flare: -_-' *pats EJ's head*)

(o.o?)