Oh mai... This is new...

(Chirpy, I don't want to bail you out of jail for manslaughter... o7o')

Oh Jesus. I just now realized that the most powerful team the Devas have are Sasha and Ali...why because of pervyness.

Ali: I'm not that pervy!

You survived Sasha's box by ROLLING WITH IT!

Ali: Well when you put it that way... eue

Zero: Um...*is suddenly glomped by Ali from behind* OnO!

Ali: Hi there... e3e

Zero: I'M MARRIED THOUGH!!!!

Ali: She doesn't have to know...

Zero: HELP!!!! RAPE!!! *helpless flailing* )

(You won't have to... Nobody will find the body. eme

Chase: *shoots a tranquilizer*

*flops over*)

(Sasha: HEY! Rape is my job! D8< *grabs Ali and yanks her off of Zero, then slings her over her shoulder and carries her away*

Evey: omo .... *scarred for life*

Chase: SASHA I SWEAR I WILL HURT YOU! *storms after her* PUT THAT WOMAN DOWN!)

(Dating is experimentation, Chirpy... o3o" There will be bumps along the road.)

Ali: But...but Sasha!!! DX

Zero: *paralyzed with trauma*

He's broken...

Zero: *can't move whatsoever*

Ali: I think I may have just given him a worse fear than dragons...

What? Rape by dragons?

Ali: *is being carried away by Sasha* More or less... *rubs Sasha's back like she's hugging her*

Lance: *nose bleed* She's a hot one...

I SHIP IT!!

Lance: Oh god damn it...

Blueh...you have no idea how wrong that just sounded...)

(I know, and my bumps sucked. I wound up with one abusive guy and one who ignored me and then later turned stalkerish when I got together with Pluto. Be smarter than me, and don't let them manipulate your feels, mmkay? *huggles* I rant because I love you and want you to be better off than I was, so learn from my mistakes and be careful about who you trust and choose to be around, whether they're a significant other or just a friend.)

(Yes, I promise to be careful. I honestly haven't really given dating and stuff much thought... I've had little infatuations (maybe one or two from what I remember), and that's it so far. Everyone else has more interesting love lives in my grade than me. o7o")

*has really nothing to say on that subject* Had one ex...don't ever want a relationship to spiral out of control like that ever again...

*hugs Chirpy some more* That's why Imma pick this one right here. Cause I think this one's perfect. Anyone who says otherwise is wrong. They'll have their opinions and shit, but their wrong.)

(That's good. A boring love life is normal for someone your age, or at least it should be. XD Focus on enjoying your life, and if someone comes along, that's awesome for you. Now I must kiss your head all sisterly like. *holds Blueh's head and gives annoying forehead kisses like I do to my actual little siblings*

Sasha: I'm the one who threatens rape around here... *pout*

Chase: *still stalking after her, and hears Lance say something about someone being hot* *snarls at him over his shoulder*

I dunno if he really meant Sasha, Chasey... o7o"

Chase: *angry face as marches after his sister to make sure she doesn't actually cause any harm to Ali*

Aaaand I don't think he cares. XD

Evey: *slaps Zero* Snap out of it! D8< Jeez, sometimes I wonder who the woman is in this relationship!)

(o3o~

....I'm just going to pull a Nepeta and make a shipping wall. Is that okay? XD)

Zero: *is slapped* *shakes his head* Thanks hun...

IT'S BOTH OF YOU!! XD AND YOUR BOTH THE MEN IN THE RELATIONSHIP TOO!!!

Ali: *eventually slips out of Sasha's grip* Aw c'mon I was just playing around...

And by playing around you mean... *eyebrow wiggle*

Ali: That stoat wishes...

Zero: Actually I don't.

Ali: *slickly slips over to Lance* What about your friend?

Lance: I am okay with this...she's pretty hot...

Ali: Pssh! XD C'mon I'm not that good looking... am I? .////.? )

(Sasha: *pouts more* No, you're not that good looking! So stop your silly blushing! *grabs Chase and stomps away*

Someone isn't used to there being another flirty woman around... XD)

(*works on my shipping wall* o3o" My mom is going to kill me for painting on my walls. XD *paints Lauroy*

Roy: ./////."?

e3e... Jawline kisses.

Roy: o//n//o' *touches his face*)

Ali: The thing is I'm only flirty when I feel like dicking around. Normally I'm not like that. XD

Lance: Oh...

Ali: And why are you saying "oh"?

Lance: Just putting pieces of the puzzle together for the newbie is all...

Ali: Newbie? *eyebrow raised* )

(A shipping wall? o3o?

Laura: o//~//o" ... *coughs*)

(So Chirpy? Would you like to Skype a bit?)

(It's a Homestuck reference, where one character (Nepeta) draws on her walls for all the ships. o3o" The paint is kind of made of the blood of grubs who couldn't complete their trials... o7o'

Roy: o//n//o"

Dude, you've got an awesome jawline. e3e)

Where'd everybody go...?)

(Here. o3o~ *paints Ronah*

Roxy: o//n//o")

(Sorry, I's not feeling good... =~=" Enough explanation. I hurt in my chest, belly, back, and eye... Bleggghhh... It's kinda late to Skype now, though. Maybe tomorrow, if I'm feeling okay.)

Jonah: ^////^"

At least he's not too shy about it...

Jonah: Well what can I say... o//u//o

XDDD

Okay Chirpy.)

(Yeah, it's alright. I should be going to bed soon... Once people fucking leave. -m-" Rest is important.

Roxy: o//n//o?)

Jonah: *hugs Roxy* It's okay... o//u//o)

(Roxy: *grabs him by the shirt and yanks him down to kiss her*

I imagine that being a thing because of their height difference... And just Jonah carrying her around like it's nothing.)