Oh mai... This is new...

(I ACCEPT THIS HEADCANON

I ACCEPT IT HOLY SHIT

Rachel: ...O//u//O?

I think she does, too... XD)

(Hahahaha! XD Pantheon!EJ totally has secret abs...

EJ: o//~//o" ... U-uh... Rachel...? Um...

He has no idea what to do about this. At all. XDDDD)

(Blame Duel)

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(Yes, yes he does... XD

I know he doesn't. XD

Rachel: O//u//O

Aaron: Pft, shecret absh...

Oh shush you. You can't even say 'abs' right.)

(YES! GO CAPTAIN CANADA!!!!)

(Blaze raged when she saw that XD)

(YES CAPTAIN CANADA! XDDDDDDDD

That is just too perfect. ouo

EJ: R-Rachel...? o~o" You okay?

Nani: *walks up on Aaron and hugs him from behind, sliding her arms up the front of his shirt, purring* You're all warm and fuzzy... <3

DAMN IT NANI THAT WAS ALMOST SEXY.

Nani: What? My hands are cold... o~o"

*facepalms and laughs my ass off*)

(Wow. XP)

(Rachel: *hugs EJ and purrs* <3333

P!Rachel's gonna love P!EJ's secret abs... XD

Oh Nani.... Chirp was right about that... XD

Aaron: You can take my shirt if you want it.

Seriously, dude?

Aaron: Whaht? She'sh cold!

Absolute bullshit.

Aaron: e3e"...)

(EJ: o//~//o" *hugs her back, albeit rather awkwardly*

Oh gosh, that's gonna be so funny to write about. XDDD

Nani: *walks around to Aaron's front, huddling against him and keeping her arms under his shirt* You're warmer than the shirt...

Aaron's face there is priceless. Just saying. XD)

(P!Rachel: e3e...

Yep. XD

D!Rachel: <33333

I know. XD

Aaron: *hugs Nani and purrs* <3

Gawd, if Gabe walked in on them when Aaron said that with that look on his face... XD)

(*is trying to think about stuff with Minene* e3e"

Minene: >8] Yes listen to the song and get ideas

XD You're going to troll so many people aren't you?

Minene: e7e Yes.

It's somewhat Greyson's fault too XD

Minene: e3e Yep.)

(P!EJ: Rachelllll.... >m>"

She totally dominates him multiple times in the book. XDDDD She's the one with the pants here.

D!EJ: D-dominates...? o//~//o"

Hey, even now she sometimes gets a little maternal on you. She just gets pushier when you two are older. XD

Aaaand Gabe would totally attempt to hit him with his fragile little old man arms if he walked in on that. ouo"

Nani: *tiredly rubs her head against him, purring right back*

Minene...? omo"

Greyson: *stands there, and a shattering noise comes from his chest before he just collapses miserably against a wall*

Look what you did! OAO!)

(Minene: Meh, he'll get over it.

Relax Greyson XD she'll only be a grammar troll to everyone e3e

Minene: >8] You did tell me to write Greyson. I will be everyone's proofreader and whoever makes mistakes may or may not get shouted at and or slapped.

She doesn't give a shit XD)

(Yaaaaaaay.... eue

P!Rachel: o3o"

Yeah, that seems like her. XD

D!Rachel: e3e...

Oh my God... XDDDD I wanna see that so bad...

Aaron: Are you feeling okay...?

MINENE NO! OAO!

Tina: ...

Um, Tina...?

Tina: *rolls up sleeves*

Tina?

Tina: ...

TINA? OAO?

Tina: I'm going to fucking slap that child across the face for messing with Greyson and making him miserable.

Phillip: Uh... OMO)

(Minene: *pulls out a gun* Bring it Tina! >8[

btw Tina she's taught how to kill and only how to kill 070'''''' She doesn't know mercy other then putting someone out of their misery.)

(Greyson: I'm a terrible person... *curls up in a ball*

Um... Minene, darling, you don't have access to weapons anymore, and you should be careful... The Devas aren't as tolerant as they used to be. You can be all grammar-crazy, but touch a weapon and you'll wind up in a psych ward or something. o7o"

EJ: OmO?! *startled by the look on her face*

Oh noes... we've lost Rachel. XD

But I kinda wanna see Gabe go all protective daddy now, too. Once Nani is feeling a bit better, he'll have to catch the two of them making out or something and just go nuts. Even he can't always be the super-understanding dad. ouo" That's his baby girl there.

Nani: My legs feel dead, but I'm okay... =w=" *leaning on him*

She's getting better now, Aaron. I promise.)

(To Minene everything is a weapon XD Living can be a weapon for all she knows. She'll do whatever it takes to stay alive. If the Sect thinks that all of the kids won't be that much trouble they have Minene to worry about XD

Minene: I don't need someone to protect me! All I need to do is protect Sam! That's what I'm suppose to do! Nobody is touching a hair on his head on my watch! *holds up a watch*

Sam: ^^'''')

(Tina: o.o"...

Yes, we've lost Rachel... XD

Rachel: e3e...

Oh my God, yes... XD Especially since Aaron would also kind of freak out and probably avoid Gabe for a while. o7o"

Aaron: Thank you... *kind of holds Nani up* You shouldn't shtand up...

You should probably sit down before you fall... o7o')

(>m>" ...

Sasha: *slaps Minene across the face* Snap out of it, child! I have a big brother to protect too, and even I'm not as batshit crazy as you!

Ruth: I vote we forcibly erase all of her memory. Delilah, dearest... We'll need your services after sedating her. *emotionless face*

I swear to whatever you believe in, Minene, I will hand you over to Ruth... insane killer children are generally not good neighbors or foster babies.

Greyson: *sobs*

*awkwardly pets Greyson's head and watches Rachel* o3o" ...

EJ: O//~//O" ... *sort of just gawks at Rachel*

It'd be so funny and adorable... just... XDDDDDD Old man Gabe scaring Aaron... who would've thought...?

Nani: *knees buckle a little* I-I'm okay...)

(Delilah: o.o"

I think it would be a good idea... But I don't think it would be to Minene. o3o" She could put in fake memories, too.

So yeah. Minene, keep it up, and you're getting purposeful amnesia of some kind. o3o

Tina: omo

Rachel: e//u//e... <3

She's waaaaay off into the deep end right now... XP

Not me until now. X3 Aaron would have a total deer in headlights moment and just freak out because he wants to have a good impression for Gabe and stuff.

Aaron: No, you're not. *just picks her up and moves her to a chair*)

(Ruth: *cold-hearted stare*

Y-you need to chill out a little... I know your sister is engaged but come on, stop being angry...

Greyson: I failed everyone... T~T *miserably rocks back and forth a little on the floor*

Poor baby. omo" I feel worse for him right now than I do for Minene. She's really bad about getting any sympathy cause she is a little scary, especially for a kid. o7o"

EJ: U-uh... o//~//o *practically clings to the hem of his t-shirt, as though afraid of losing the shirt*

Ahahahaha! XD

Don't worry, Aaron, Gabe still likes you. Even if you think inappropriate things about his daughter. It's just a little hard for him to adjust to the idea of her being a young adult. ouo"

Nani: *clings to him* But I want to be where you are... *big, innocent eyes*)

(Delilah: omo' I would prefer to have Minene want the treatment, but...

I know you're conflicted, and it's okay. It's not canon yet.

Tina: ono... *sits with him on the floor* omo?

Poor EJ... XD

Rachel: *hugs him anyway* <3

Well, when that happens, I don't think he'll think of that... o3o'

Aaron: *picks her up, sits on the chair, and sets her in his lap* Better?)

(Minene: I don't need anyone to take care of me! I have Sam! Sam can take care of me and I can take care of him. Once he's better we're leaving! Besides what about Lilac!? I know she's coming! I need something to protect me and I'm the only one who knows what she'll do! or do you want people to die for nothing?!)

(*just nomed Gumbo* MOMMA'S COOKING KICK ASS OH MAI GAWD!!!! owo!!!!

Jonah: *is getting the recipe* ^w^ )