Kolerin: UNDERGROUND

(Maybe... After my appointment, that is. *thumps forehead on phone* I've been uninspired and busy at the same time. And avoiding social situations with some people in real life. Bleeggghhh. That does not make for a Chirpy who knows what to do except delve into her own head and write stories. All of my RPs have suffered a bit. Antisocial Chirpy is antisocial.

Would you guys say it's weird that a friend, who has been flirting with me a lot and saying somewhat perverted things to me, would tell me "Happy Father's Day" yesterday? I'm not a father. Or a man. Probably just an excuse to text me.

*slumps down in my chair in the waiting room* My therapist is gonna get an earful tonight... I hate how harassed I feel. So I've been sad and withdrawn... and just kinda distrustful and upset with 90% of people.

Not you guys I swear. ^^' I'd like to weasel myself back into Kolerin if I can stop being stressed out.

Aaand I rambled but I wanted to explain my eerie silence. STRESS. ALL THE STRESS. *squeezes plushies fiercely*)

(It's okay... I know you're stressed, it's fine. Just, yeah, that is kind of weird. Hell, I would say block them if they're making you feel that way and be upfront with them. You shouldn't have to deal with it if you don't want to or have to. 

I really do kind of want you back in RP, or at least to talk to more... Especially since school is done for me now.)

(It's crazy... Hopefully I can figure out what to do. I mean, I go to school with this friend, and hang out with him sometimes, but things changed when he left his girlfriend... All of the sudden he won't leave me alone. =m= Mehhhh.... *plays around with my plushies, putting the Shay one in a princess outfit*

Shay: .....?

*puts Princess Shay in a cardboard castle and has a Knight Alpha ride up to the castle to defeat the hoard of evil zombies and save the Princess*

Shay... Why am I the princess?!

Raine: I'm a zombie! Look at zombie me! *cackles* XD)

(Delete his contact on your phone and block him. Cut off contact with him if he won't leave you the hell alone. I'll punch him. >A>' Or do worse things if I have to. Jesus Christ. 

Alpha: I am not a knight! o//A//o' 

Shay, you look great. XP But Alpha rescued you! o7o!)

Oh lord...XD)

(But I'm also worried about ruining a friendship... I liked just being his friend, but I want him to stop what he's doing... I just want things back the way they were. =m="

But Alpha, you are a knight! XD

Shay: *facepalm* ...

Now hold your princess! *scoops Shay up and dumps him on Alpha*)

(Well, obviously with the way it's going, it doesn't sound like it will. Cutting ties with him is probably the best option... There are more people out there. 

I've been thinking for the last 15 minutes or so to draw Alpha as a knight... And I just might. 

Alpha: *holds Shay* o////o"?????)

(Okay... I'll try talking with him again and see if he stops... If not, I dunno...

Do it! e3e ... But draw Shay as a princess, too. In his arms. Like a total princess.

Shay: =/////=" ....)

(Okay... 

It's a little too late, but I'll try Shay eventually. ^^' I'm looking at this armour tutorial on tumblr, and jeez... There's a bunch of shit you have to put on under the armour itself. And now I wanna picture Knight!Alpha just pulling all the top half stuff on and Princess!Shay just stares at him and is oddly turned on. XD 

Alpha: >///>')

(Princess!Shay totally has the hots for Knight!Alpha. XDDD Seduce him, Shay, do it.

Shay: *facepalm with both hands* ....)

(JUST DO IT! 

Alpha: ./////.' 

The thing is that I've always liked knights... Way more than anything else. So it's fun. XP)

(Why am I awake at 6:30 in the morning? Aaaahhh... XD)

Because reasons.)

(I just woke up, too... I'm probably not going to fall asleep again.)

(*tiredly rolls around* I'm still sleepy but couldn't get back to sleep... I like barely slept last night... *smushes face against bed* Bed, whyyyy?)

(*gently pushes Shay and Aaron plushies over* ouo")

(Oh, Princess Shay... go reward your savior... have his babies... *makes plushies have a long kiss*

Actual Shay: *in a padded room so he has no access to bleach, sharp things, or any other type of weapon* .... *sits down and just starts to hold his breath until he suffocates*

Wow. Willpower.)

(I mean, hell, Shay would look hella in a dress in Underground. I approve. XP 

Alpha: OAO????? 

o3o" Shay? Please stop.)

(Pffft... XD

Shay: *still holding his breath*

Okay, that's enough... seriously, stop... o.o" ... Shaaaaaay... Stop trying to die and I won't make you wear a princess dress. You can charm Alpha without wearing frills and sparkles!

Shay: *glares*

I mean it. Now go be adorable.

Shay: *finally breathes*

Good boy. =7=" He lives to spazz another day...)

(I'd still support you in a dress, Shay, but I'm not gonna force it on you. Don't worry. xP

Alpha: *bear hugs Shay* ;A;

Alpha, you're going to squish your poor boyfriend one day...)

(Like, what if he actually got into cross-dressing? XD Not going all-out princess, but still. I'm wondering what everyone's reactions would be. Like, Shay just kinda starts acting womanly.

Shay: *coughs as Alpha squishes the air right back out of him*

Uh, yeah, Alpha... he's a bit of a toothpick... be gentle. XD

Shay: *awkwardly pats his shoulder, unable to move much while being bear hugged*

(Now I kind of want to go back and find older posts of these two... and just read about them being adorable and working towards a relationship... I will have to search, though... XD))

(Hell, he doesn't even need to act womanly-- he can pretty much wear whatever he wants. It's his clothes. But I support Shay in dresses and skirts. xp

Alpha: ;A; *more squishing*

Aw... Me too. XP They're cute.)

(He's all slim and dainty... he could pull it off. XD

Scotty: *holds up adorable plaid skirt*

Shay: *coughs* Scotty... GTFO...

Scotty: Et's almost a kelt... *chuckles*

Shay: A-are you teasing me?

Scotty: ... Maybe.

Shay: I'm a bad influence on you. =m=" Now go, little sheep man. Tend to your veggies.

Scotty: *scurries off to tend to a vegetable garden*

Shay: *looks down at Alpha again* ... *sighs* Relax...)

(Yeah, I guess... I mean, if he wants to get into makeup, I'm sure Roxy would love to help him out. I already have a headcanon for that between Maggy and Roxy eventually. XP

Goddammit... I'm waiting for my dentist appontment, and I'm just grinning at my phone at that... XD But I do want to see Stone and Scotty running their own little farm in the future. I think it would be cute.

Alpha: No. ;-; )

(I'm not sure if it's really within Shay's character to do that, though, as interesting as it is to think about it. XD Though, maybe he does wear the odd shirt or sweater that's a little feminine. I imagine he has no issues with wearing light pink, just thinking, "It's a color. A nice, pale color. I like it." So he wears it, because why not? It goes good with his fur, hair, and eye colors. XD

Mwahahaha! I am making you grin! *flails*

Scotty would be very happy to have a farm. Especially if he and Stone later fill it with little adopted babies... who are experts at mimicking Scottish accents after living with Scotty. XD

Shay: ... *leans his head on Alpha's, just sort of waiting it out*)