Oh mai... This is new...

(ouo'

Roy: EZHAY DON'T YOU FUCKEENG DARE BECOME WOLVAIRENE! OR PRINCE 'ANS!

I don't know what would be funnier... If that was EJ, Chase, or Stone... XD I almost went with Chase first time.)

(EJ: I don't even understand how that would work! I mean look at my face! *tugs at the fluff on the sides of his face* ALL OF ME IS FLUFFY.

Number 7 made me laugh... XD

Chase: ... I have the feeling I'm being watched. ono")

(Roy: Okay, good point...

I know... XD I didn't really know what to put there, so I just wanted to make Roy be a creeper to Chase.

Roy: *slinks off into the shadows, still watching Chase and Pippa* ene...

Sorry Chase... ^^")

(Also, I was going to do bisexual to aromantic for number 11, but I think what I did was funnier... XD)

(Hehe... kind of makes me want to do some memes... I dunno... *tired*

Roy, though... XD Roy is funny.)

(Do it. ouo Memes are awesome.

I know. o3o

Roy: Zanks...?

Dude, you tried making out with your yogurt cup... XD

Roy: -///-")

1.) Vigorously trying to ignore someone who's trying to get their attention from across the room. 

Zero: *burns the diner he's in down* She must never find me...

2.) Trying to seduce and make out with their favorite food. 

Zero: *dirty talking to a bacon cheeseburger*

Me: That's just gross...

3.) They have a song stuck in their head that they can't remember the title or lyrics to. 

Zero: *See Roy's reaction in Blueh's meme*

4.) Trying to read the instructions to a blender, which happen to be written in French. 

Zero: ROOOOOOOOOOOOY!!! Help please... ono" 

5.) Just saw Robert Downey Jr. walk down the street. 

Zero: So? Where's Hulk? *gets absolutely destroyed by Hulk*

6.) Is having a very disjointed 'Happy Birthday' sung to them at a Chinese restaurant. 

Zero: I feel like Elmer Fudd would do a better job...

7.) Being a fucking creepy stalker. 

Zero: *spying on Lance while he's working* eue

Lance: Evey...could you tell your man-child of a husband to stop staring at me it's creepy...

8.) Trying to be thankful to their Grandmother, who just knit them an incredibly ugly sweater. 

Zero: ^^" Thanks Grandma Rose...really... *really really bad poker face*

9.) Getting incredibly defensive about their sense of fashion. 

Zero: Fuck you! Trench Coats rule!!!!

10.) Their BFF has informed them of their complete determination to grow muttonchops. 

Zero: Roy...do we need to talk?

11.) If gay: just turned straight. If straight: just turned gay. 

Zero: WELL HELLO BATMAN!!! *whistles at Roy*

12.) Just found out that their fave actor just got cast as their fave character in a movie they've been looking forward to. 

Zero: So Jesen Ackles and Jared Padalecki are going to be playing Jonah and Aaron with Misha Collins in the role of Michael in the Deadman Series movie of the first book made by Pluto eh? *looks at me* How the fuck did you convince them?

Me: Well they both have played these roles before so... ^^"

Couldn't resist I was bored too )

(OH MY GOD NO

ZERO NO XD

Roy: OMO *feels violated*)

(Roy with muttonchops... Fucking hell... XD)

(Laura: OH HELL NO! *drags Roy away from Zero* NO NO NO. >8[

She does not approve of gay Zero. XD)

I think only we would approve of that...

Zero: Man I don't even approve of it. I'm married with kids!

And yet you still dirty talk bacon burgers.

Zero: Hey those things are like mana from God...)

(Roy: *is dragged away* OMO *quivers*

o7o"...

Then again, Roy made out with yogurt. So I think you're clear, Zero...

Stone: Oh hell no. I'm not being straight. -A-"

Alpha: ...I'm going with Roy's bisexual laughter.)

(Laura: *huggles Roy protectively*

Oh gosh... Straight Benjy... If that happened, Scotty might get a sex change. XDDDD FEM!SCOTTY WILL SAVE THEIR RELATIONSHIP!

Shay: *scowls at Alpha for no apparent reason* ...)

(1.) Vigorously trying to ignore someone who's trying to get their attention from across the room.

Stone: *sees some homophobic asshole he had to deal with in school* *does a 180 degree nope out of there after punching him in the face*

2.) Trying to seduce and make out with their favorite food.

Stone: *seducts a steak and makes out with it*

Me: What are you, Alex from Madagascar? Jesus Christ Stone, get a fucking room!

3.) They have a song stuck in their head that they can't remember the title or lyrics to.

Stone: ARE YOU SHITTING ME????

4.) Trying to read the instructions to a blender, which happen to be written in French.

Stone: *just hands the instructions to Roy* -A-"

Roy: *sighs* Fine, I'll 'elp...

5.) Just saw Robert Downey Jr. walk down the street.

Stone: ...I'm oddly turned on right now. *watches as he's swarmed by women* o_o"

6.) Is having a very disjointed 'Happy Birthday' sung to them at a Chinese restaurant.

Stone: Scotty. Scotty. SCOTTY.

7.) Being a fucking creepy stalker.

Stone: *follows his sister around like a creeper* ene...

8.) Trying to be thankful to their Grandmother, who just knit them an incredibly ugly sweater.

Stone: *holds up a rainbow sweater* Um, thanks Gran...

9.) Getting incredibly defensive about their sense of fashion.

Stone: -A-" I like skinny jeans, okay?!

10.) Their BFF has informed them of their complete determination to grow muttonchops.

Stone: *shakes Roy* ROY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU????

11.) If gay: just turned straight. If straight: just turned gay.

Stone: *is suddenly attracted to women* ...o_o

12.) Just found out that their fave actor just got cast as their fave character in a movie they've been looking forward to.

Stone:  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I don't really have any.


ouo" Welp, enduce Fem!Scotty.

Roy: *quivering*

Alpha: ...what?)

Fem!Scotty: Benjy! Love me! *tackle*

Laura: It's okay, Roy... I've got you...

Shay: .... Bisexual? *frowny face of frownyness*)

(Straight!Scotty: *is being clung to and is still standing* o///e"...

That's...so awkward... XD

Roy: *practically holds her prisoner while clinging to her*

Alpha: Yes? What?)

(Totally awkward. XD

Laura: *squished in hugs* o//~//e I-it's okay, Roy... Zero won't get you.

Shay: .... *confused frown, his nose wrinkling up*

He is confused by Alpha being described by any word containing 'sexual.' XD It is messing with his fragile mind, especially with how seemingly modest he is... Meanwhile, Shay considers himself Alpha-sexual. He only likes his griffin. That is all. XD)

(Yeah... ouo"

Roy: e//n//e"...

Oh... I see... ouo" Does biromantic make him feel better? Because it's kind of the same thing as bisexual, except it's more of a romantic attraction. And Shay, you're probably asexual.

Alpha: o~o"...)

(Besides from my Dad walking home (and going on and on about how 'cell phones are evil to teenagers they aren't being social'-- like, what the fuck do you think I'm going on my phone????) and my mom telling me that apparently friends are evil, and almost threatening me for me to go to a doctor, today went...meh. I wanted to tell her that yes, I want to talk to someone, but I couldn't tell her really what was wrong... I told her that I didn't like talking to my mom about anything, and she and my Nonni and Nonno went on a rant about how you can't trust your friends with anything, and how they turn on you, as I like to tell them more then I do with my own mother. And then I'm like: 'what the hell am I supposed to do with friends????? Like????'

...I feel like I'm just being a teenager right now.)

(Hello my peoples! e3e)

(Okay. Blueh. That's fucked up. I'd trust almost all of my friends with my life, and I say almost cause I'm pretty sure one of my friends has it on his bucket list that he's going to kill me one day [figured it out after I told him I was in my car accident. XD He's kidding btw, Trevor couldn't kill someone for no reason he needs reason to do it.] so saying you can't trust them is bullshit. If I didn't trust you guys when I tell you crap then I probably wouldn't be on this forum typing this message right now. So holy crap paranoia much? )

(My mom used the story of how Judas betrayed Jesus, and I wanted to respond with how Peter denied he knew Jesus 3 times, and how Jesus STILL trusted him to be the first Pope. It's fucking bullshit. 'It's for my own good' yeah, right. What the fuck are friends for, if you don't tell them shit if something is bothering you???)

(That is just really weird Blueh. What are friends for, if they aren't there for each other?)

(Exactly. I don't fucking understand. And then my mom wonders why I'm 'growing roots' in my room. -A-")

(Well with what they've been talking about I'd rather be in my room. -_-' If they keep talking about it then I'd just try to not pay full attention to it.)