Oh mai... This is new...

Subject: Re: Oh mai... This is new... Wed Oct 29, 2014 7:13 pm

Youre not alone there.)

Subject: Re: Oh mai... This is new... Wed Oct 29, 2014 8:09 pm

(*flops* .... Now what?)

Subject: Re: Oh mai... This is new... Wed Oct 29, 2014 8:15 pm

(I dunno... omo)

Subject: Re: Oh mai... This is new... Wed Oct 29, 2014 8:22 pm

(We are Skyping... ouo)

Subject: Re: Oh mai... This is new... Wed Oct 29, 2014 8:23 pm

(Oh. oUo Awesome. XD)

Subject: Re: Oh mai... This is new... Wed Oct 29, 2014 8:30 pm

(I have a pounding headache though because of my stupid eye... =7=")

Subject: Re: Oh mai... This is new... Wed Oct 29, 2014 8:32 pm

(Aw... Is your eye doing any better? omo?)

Subject: Re: Oh mai... This is new... Wed Oct 29, 2014 8:32 pm

(No. It's waaaay worse than it was before. o7o" Way worse. I need to call up the doctor and make him just cut it already.

*huggles*)

Subject: Re: Oh mai... This is new... Wed Oct 29, 2014 8:35 pm

(...I'm going to bloody kill a bitch, and it miiiiiight just be Sasha. ene *flops* ;~;...)

Subject: Re: Oh mai... This is new... Wed Oct 29, 2014 8:36 pm

(It hurts like hell. Constantly. *whines*

Anyways... wanna Skype for a bit or somethin?)

Subject: Re: Oh mai... This is new... Wed Oct 29, 2014 8:37 pm

(Sure... We haven't Skyped in a while.)

Subject: Re: Oh mai... This is new... Wed Oct 29, 2014 8:56 pm

(Bluehhhhhhhhhh... *nag nag nag nag*)

Subject: Re: Oh mai... This is new... Wed Oct 29, 2014 8:56 pm

(o3o?)

Subject: Re: Oh mai... This is new... Wed Oct 29, 2014 9:37 pm

(*teleports in randomly* Hey everyone xD. Sil wanted me to say that she won't be able to get on DA for awhile since her internet is being derp.)

Subject: Re: Oh mai... This is new... Thu Oct 30, 2014 12:23 pm

(I am so sorry Scotty... o7o' A lamb is a Christian symbol for sacrifice. And I need to know it for school.)

Subject: Re: Oh mai... This is new... Thu Oct 30, 2014 1:02 pm

(Scotty: QAQ .... *faints*

o3o" ... Well, he's not okay.

But I am doing awesome! XD I just wrote a paper bashing the hell out of child beauty pageants. BASHING. THE. HELL. OUT. OF. THEM. USING RESEARCH. FROM LIKE A PSYCHOLOGIST AND COLLEGE PROFESSORS AND STUFF. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

France actually outlawed beauty pageants for girls under sixteen. o3o I'm saying the States should make the minimum age be like 12. No more four-year-olds in makeup, hair extensions, and sexified outfits. Just no. >8[

Shay: *holding Bianca* I SUPPORT THIS MOVEMENT!

Bianca: *smiles a big, toothless smile at him* ^7^

Shay: Nobody's gonna put my baby in some stupid glitzy porn star outfit... eme"

So... she's your baby?

Shay: M-maybe... I don't know! DX

Bianca: *sticks out her tongue and makes funny noises* OuO?!

Shay: Awww...

He's gonna wind up being awkwardly single with this baby he's raising. XD)

Subject: Re: Oh mai... This is new... Thu Oct 30, 2014 1:14 pm

(*feeling needy* I have this need. This desire...that can only be fixed, can only be solved...*dramatic pause* by more Chirpy. *glomps Chirpy somehow with my injuries* PAAIN!!!!! xux)

Subject: Re: Oh mai... This is new... Thu Oct 30, 2014 1:37 pm

(TODDLERS AND TIARAS MAKE ME FUCKING GAG. YOU ROCK THAT ESSAY CHIRPY!

Roy: Welp, France deed somezing right.

I've seen those shows before a few times... The kids are spoiled fucking rotten. o~o' And half the time they're forced to do it.

Stone: Scotty?! OmO?!?!

Sorry bro... ^^")

Subject: Re: Oh mai... This is new... Thu Oct 30, 2014 2:41 pm

(Also, there's that moment when you realize from a Tumblr post that Abbie, in the recent episode of Sleepy Hollow, was doing the Crane pose when she was doing Yoga with Ichabod.

Roy: ...*facepalms*)

Subject: Re: Oh mai... This is new... Thu Oct 30, 2014 2:53 pm

(D-don't hurt! OAO! *holds Pluto* Shush... and rest... Just be babied, mmkay? *pets*

AND HELL YES. THIS ESSAY IS GOING TO BASH THE LIVING HELL OUT OF THEM STUPID PAGEANTS.

Shay: ene ...

Scotty: xmx *passed out on the floor*)

Subject: Re: Oh mai... This is new... Thu Oct 30, 2014 2:54 pm

(You would have to pay me a SHIT ton of money to get me to do a pageant. A LOT.

YES! *throws arms in the air*

Stone: *picks up Scotty* QmQ?!)

Subject: Re: Oh mai... This is new... Thu Oct 30, 2014 3:11 pm

(*huggles Blueh randomly* X3

Scotty: xAx ... Baa)

Subject: Re: Oh mai... This is new... Thu Oct 30, 2014 3:16 pm

(Hai. o3o~

Stone: QmQ *gives him the Homestuck kiss of life*

Well, that happened. XD)

Subject: Re: Oh mai... This is new... Thu Oct 30, 2014 3:26 pm

(Poor Scotty... Maybe I shouldn't have made him be a sheep... XDDDD

Scotty: *hugs Stone* ;~; ...)

Subject: Re: Oh mai... This is new... Thu Oct 30, 2014 3:29 pm

(Maybe not... o7o" But their juxtaposition is funny. XP

Stone: *practically crushes him in a hug* T~T

Um, Stone...? o3o? You're breaking him. Literally.)